When things are good, I want to smile, when things go well, I love to gloat when things are well, I need to push, but when things go bad, I just blame Bush.
I traveled around this wide world apologizing to nations heads, but when all is said and done, my political career will be quite dead, with all the bad decisions that I have made, I just blame bush. Gas is over four bucks now, cause I denied the drill. I instated health care, giving our elderly a pill, I want us to be the UK, and that is why I push, and when Americans blame me I just blame Bush.
I let criminals over the borders, and the panthers get a pass, I am being sued by many states, because I am so crass, but many will believe me, when it has all gone to mush, I turn to them and smile and I just blame Bush.
I am Barrack Obama, the savior of the land. Why do so many hate me, I can never understand. I have done a bad job lately, well for the past four years, if unemployment stays this high, I’ll one term I do fear. Whats wrong with a windmill, or an electric car, the people don’t know what they need, and I will take them far, I need only another four, to save us yes we can, with another four more years, we can start our UK plan. oh I know what their saying, the flag it waves so high, those colors that are red and white and as blue as the blue sky, they say I am a socialist, where is that coming from, just because I wipe my buttocks with the constitution. I really love my travel, my golf, and vacations, my hundred dollar a pound steak, and lack of emotions, I love to take in midays suns, just sitting on my tush, and no matter what anyone says, I will just Blame Bush.
I been on so much television, including Leno, and the View, they never ask me tough questions, or show me on the news, They all love me, well except for Rush and Hannity, I will play the race card, and ahead I sure will forge, when its all said and done, I will blame poor old George, the old “W”, I just blame Bush, and I aint kiddin, I will always blame George W. Bush.